More from our man JJ in Fort Myers: This 1958 BMW, with sidehack.

He picked it up from a gent who drove it as a daily driver down in Naples. The paint is beat to death from the hot Florida sun, but everything is there.

JJ walked over to it cold, turned the key, tickled the choke, folded out the kick starter — and one kick brought forth that loverly pocketa-pocketa-pocketa BMW Boxer sound.

For sale? Nope.

JJ's gonna tear her down and completely restore her.